Adapted from: http://www.nrs.co.uk
How far do these figures bear out this jokey characterisation?...
| The Times | Read by the people who run the country |
| Daily Mirror | Read by the people who think they run the country |
| The Guardian | Read by the people who think they ought to run the country |
| The Morning Star | Read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country |
| The Daily Mail | Read by the wives of the people who own the country |
| The Financial Times | Read by the people who people who own the country |
| The Daily Express | Read by the people who think that the country ought to be run as it used to be |
| The Daily Telegraph | Read by the people who think it still is |
| The Sun | Read by the people who don't care who runs the country as long as she has big tits |
